WARNING!!!! I AM NOT RIGHT FOR ANY WOMAN MEETING THE FOLLOWING CRITERIA \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\********* 1 - NO SENSE OF HUMOR 2 - HEARTLESS & EVIL (You know who you are)! 3 - ENERGY DRAINING VAMPIRE (I'm Italian...I have garlic)! 4 - DELICATE EASILY OFFENDED SENSIBILITIES (See #1) 5 - UNATTRACTIVE & OVERWEIGHT (I'm not shallow. It's a matter of peral taste. Some like broccoli I like peas) I am learning by trial and error that my sense of humor, perality, flirtatiousness, overall "I'm an open book", no subject is taboo, in general "makeup" can be easily misconstrued by people in mere emails. What is missing is the human-ness of eye contact, vocal intonation and body language necessary to understand the true meaning of what was meant when typed. Anyway, whether it's from being a passionate Italian, ex-Marine, life experiences or a Sagitarrian (leap first.. oops...that was a cliff) or whatever else has helped to mold me into me, I am comfortable in who I am. Now, I want any and all reading this to stop reading any further if that aforementioned knowledge I just shared is not what you seek or is not a kindred spirit to you! ONLY those that are open minded, easy going, playful, creative, sensual, intelligent, passionate, explorative, fun, have thick skins and a sense of humor need to proceed! All others should run as quickly as possible to the next available cantankerous, curmudgeonly self-centered, all take no give neanderthal male on their list!! There are plenty of them out there ladies....98% of the men out there as a matter of fact! I am sure there would be something I say or do that will offend your sensibilities somehow, in some way and at some point....so run now!! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\********** Anyway, A real woman knows that the only way to gauge TRUE interest and chemistry is in per over a drink, coffee, whatever. Emails, photos, instant messages and phone calls can only spark an interest to meet. The real test is face to face, eye contact, body language, etc. As for me, I'm a man looking to "connect" with a woman. Simple as that. There are 3 levels of chemistry the way I see it. 1) High School Chemistry 101 = No chemistry which sucks. 2) College Level Chemistry = Physical chemistry which is great and is a very good start!, 3) Quantum Chemistry and Bio-Physics = Chemistry on all imaginable levels. Neither of us will know which level of chemistry it is until we meet face to face. The only way to actually find out is to take the bar stool next to mine and join me for a drink. The only question that remains is...are you woman enough? We are all adults here so there is no need to spend a lot of time on idle chit chat and endless emails. We can do all the talking and getting to know ya stuff over a couple of drinks. Now, on to some random thoughts and a look into my discombobulated brain pertaining to my perality. I'm not the unbroken wild young stallion that chases and brays at every filly in sight. I'm the passionate experienced one that enjoys the ride as well as grazing in the grass. A smart woman knows she doesn't need a chomping at the bit race that is focused solely on reaching the finish line as quickly as possible. Why should she when she can opt for the ride that's slow out of the gate, takes his time in the ways she desires and needs physically, mentally and emotionally and then finishes strong. With that being said I will now ask... is unbridled passion coursing through your veins? Passion exists in many forms...a touch, a look, a smile, a kiss, a laugh, a caress, a massage, a thrust...etc. There are so MANY deliciously comfortable passions! The ride can be smooth or it can be bumpy...it all depends on the connection and communication between the rider and the steed. I prefer a smooth ride...how about you? Now, after having written that smooth little scenario which I thought would entice and tantalize I realize it could have also repulsed and repelled...who knows? Anyway, only those ladies desiring at the bare minimum (no pun intended) College Level Chemistry and at best Quantum Chemistry need apply. No one wants to meet to have High School Chemistry 101. I don't know about you but, I flunked that course. The question remains...are you the woman to get the stallion to stop grazing in the grass and lead him to your greener lusher pastures?? Physically I'm seeking a woman whose aura exudes that lady in public, anything goes no holds barred vixen behind closed doors, girl next door, down to earth, knock your socks off sexy and intelligent with a great sense of humor!!!! She should be attractive, HWP, passionate and, when it gets to that level, desiring to explore physically with an open minded willingness and passion. A little secret: Great legs and a firm little heart shaped tush make me weak in the knees. I start stuttering and stammering...palms get all sweaty...hmmm...maybe I'm actually allergic? Anyway, if any of the above info warms up your tight little English or Western riding saddle, then feel free to write me and we'll work out a time and place to meet. If you're out there...you know who you are. However,I don't know who you are....so feel free to let me in on that little secret will ya? Okay...after probing my brain to the depths that I have in this little tome of a mini bio and self psychoanalysis, I find I am in need of a drink. There's a stool open next to mine at the bar. Care to join me? Meeting for coffee I don't consider a date. That's a meet and greet. But, I am fine with that if that's what you are comfortable with. Meeting for drinks is still a bit more casual than an actual date but, we can gauge the chemistry a bit better after we've gotten rid of the first time meeting jitters with a drink or two. Anyway, as far as meeting for drinks the worst that could happen is we both got out of the house, met one another, had a few drinks, a few laughs and then hopefully at least parted friends. Another scenario is we hit it off with some College Level Chemistry, continue our little get together until the wee hours, I make us Eggs Benedict for breakfast and we desire to see one another again! THEN we can make another date. Actually, quite a few dates I would think....which may even lead to Quantum Chemistry! Yet an even better scenario would be the world rocking Quantum Chemistry where we click on all levels and run off to Tahiti to live in tropical bliss running around naked for the rest of our lives! Well Tahiti on the first date is a bit extreme...but you know what I mean. We could also just go bowling or to Magic Mountain and have some fun. Then there's always poking each other in the eye with a sharp stick....that's always a blast.